$4.99

I guess when it all comes down to it, I’m not really afraid of too much. I supposed the ever present possibility of death is always a consideration, but since I wouldn’t know I was going to die, why should I worry in the first place? If it’s going to happen, it’s going to happen, right? I just do my best to be safe and hope that good fortune smiles down on me instead of running me over with an eighteen wheeler.

…an eighteen wheeler driven by a clown.

Ever notice that people that are afraid of clowns seldom have a good reason for it? “Oh, they’re creepy!” or “One of them stole my guinea pig, Bojangles and ate him in front of me!” is all I can usually manage to get out of a clown hater.

Me?

Well, it’s not that they “scare” me, per say, but if one was standing in my front yard holding a bag of money and the keys to a brand new Camaro, I’d still be hard pressed to unbolt the front door.

Now snakes on the other hand…

Nope, they really don’t scare me, either. Except for that one time a couple years back.

I had just gotten into my car, and I had one of those tape adapters for my MP3 player. You know, plug it into your MP3 player, and jam the tape-shaped end into your stereo?
Well, I didn’t have it plugged into the MP3 player, but the adapter turned on when I started my car. There was a hiss, accompanied by a clicking noise that sounded suspiciously like a rattle snake. Now, I don’t even think there are too many rattlesnakes around these parts, but I’ve seen enough episodes of Lassie to know what one sounds like, and since this rattlesnake wasn’t playing the Willie Nelson version of “Crazy” at me, I naturally got spooked.

Spooked like a dog at a vacuum cleaner convention.

So I’ve decided that I’m gonna just get one of these here Goodyear Wireless MP3 FM Transmitters and be done with it. Out with the scary tape snake and in with a crystal-clear signal I can assign to any free radio station! It can be used in 12v mode with your car’s cigarette lighter, or you can put in two AA batteries and use it ANYWHERE!

That’s right! Anywhere!

Ooops, almost forgot! The Goodyear Wireless MP3 FM Transmitter is only $4.99!

How can you beat that? Well, you can't. Just run over to your local Best Buy or Walmart and see how much they get for these things. I'll give you a hint - they start around $50.

You can't beat that price. Not even with an aluminum baseball bat and total disregard for the welfare of others! So take advantage, while they last!

Product Description

Take your music on the go! The Goodyear Wireless FM Transmitter allows you to listen to your audio device over your car or home radio. The 9 group frequency memory function allows you to find the right channel every time! The display is also digital and easy to read. Get yours today!

Product Features

• For use in auto (12V mode) or home (3V mode)
• Supports all types of audio devices
• Auto turn off when not active for 30 seconds
• 9 group frequency memory function
• Transmits your music, no wires needed!
• Digital display
• Full frequency and LCD display

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