Another Bright Idea From Big Daily Sale!
Ugh…Another Bad Pun, too!
You Could See That Comin’ A Mile Away, Couldn’t You?
Well, See This! It’s Bright AND Cheap!
You know not everyone can have the night-vision skills of a cat, and no matter how much they brag or how many carrots they stuff into their maw, we’re all the same when someone turns out the lights. We all become blind as a bat – at least temporarily.
Go ahead, go to a function somewhere and knock out the guy guarding the light switch. Then wait until the appropriate moment, say when the bride and groom are heading out for their big dance, and flip the switch.
Gasp, shock, awe, oh my goodness! We’re all sightless and helpless and clueless! What do we do!?
I know, let’s all get up from our seats and try to walk around; that oughta make the lights come back on, right? Make sure you tell Aunt Lucy to keep screaming at the top of her lungs, and for the love of Pete, somebody run around with some sharp silverware already! The last thing we want to do is remain calm in a situation like this!
Okay, maybe the possibility of herd behavior makes this sound like a worse idea that it really is, but honestly, how the heck else are you supposed to test out this awesome Fold-up LED Booklight?
It’s got a blindingly bright LED bulb in it, so you can go from being blinded by darkness, to blinded by the light!
"Wrapped up like a deuce, another runner in the night", for all you Springsteen/Manfred Mann fans out there.
Back to the booklight, though! As I said, this baby is bright, bright, BRIGHT!!! I seriously just gave myself some major retinal damage right there.
Hang on a second…this really hurts.
Okay, better wrap this up…
Buy one of these awesome folding LED booklights today for only 99¢! You know, at that price, you might want to get three and stow ‘em until next Christmas!
Hurry up; supplies are limited!
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