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I’m scared. I think a skinny, gaunt French assassin is trying to kill me. It seems that every time I do anything with the word “French” in it an attempt is made on my life...

French Toast: A silent, but no less deadly bullet ricocheted off the concrete next to me. All I saw was a mincing figure melt back into the shadows...

French Kissing: I’m not going to go into it. Let’s just leave it at: “I was too drunk to notice the difference.“

French Fries: I think he’s sneaking into McDonald’s at night and putting extra salt into the deep fryer oil. Hey, high cholesterol is nothing to scoff at!

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Oh, la-dee-da, I’m eating my French fries, but unbeknownst to be Pierre and his fancy sniper rifle are a mere 100 yards away sighting me up…

He takes a long, emotional drag off his cigarette and says, “Le rhinocéros est dans le sous-sol.”

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Product Description

Learn French the easy way with Learn French Now! Platinum. Practice the basics of French by participating in pre-designed conversations as well using audio and video clips! Read interesting articles written in French, for better comprehension. Master survival phrases and build vocabulary from a dictionary of over 10,000 words.

Product Features

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• Read interesting articles written in French, for better comprehension
• Master survival phrases and build vocabulary from a dictionary of over 10,000 words

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