Frequently Asked Questions
Answers to your ever-burning questions
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So what exactly is Big Daily Sale?
Quite a predicament you’ve found yourself in. You’re faced with three words strung together that mean exactly what they say, so what is one to do? Go with the obvious answer, of course!
Basically, Big Daily Sale is a one day deal on one kind of item. Not a one of a kind item, but one super sweet, price reduced gotta have gadget or gizmo that you can’t resist hugging! That is, until “Flail and Mace Wednesdays” start up. You have 24 hours to purchase the item before we cast it into a singularity, banishing it forever. After that, it’s gone for good! At least until we get the item back in stock again.
What kind of amazing items do you sell?
What do you want? Unicorns? Various elixirs and potions that bestow magical powers? Awesome, because that’s exactly what we don’t sell! Hit up your nearest Wal Mart and ask for those items sometime. I’m sure the friendly men in white coats will be happy to escort you to your local asylum, where all things are possible via prescription medication and therapy!
In truth, there's no limit to the bounty Big Daily Sale holds! Just about anything and everything might be up for grabs on the site. You'll just have to come back again and again to see for yourself!
How often do you sell a new item?
Every 24 hours. Otherwise known as 1/7th of a week, 1440 minutes or 86400 seconds.
Wait, I had to do math and you could’ve just looked at the first question for your answer? Sheesh!
Am I able to order an item from a past sale?
Can you bring the dead back to life? Can a cat fly without the aid of a motorized propeller strapped to its back? The answer is no, unfortunately, and the same principle applies to Big Daily Sale. Once the item is sold out, it’s gone for good!
Am I able to call you and speak to a live person?
Sorry, but the only response you’ll get from calling us is that of a rabid howler monkey who’s been caged and forced to watch Gilligan’s Island reruns at full volume. If you’re really that lonely, why don’t you try calling your mother for a change?
In truth, or at least partial truth, we’re so swamped with filling orders, thinking up new products and saving alternate dimensions, that we don’t have time to answer phones. Oh, and employees cost money, so if you want to come by and substitute for the howler monkey you’re welcome to.
Are you going to let us know the item and sale price for tomorrow's product today?
Of course not, that would be cheating! I’m afraid you’ll just have to wait in line like everybody else! :)
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That item is awesome, how do I go about buying it?
That’s the easy part! If you see something you’ll absolutely perish without, just click the button off to the right of the product that says “Buy Me”. Soon you’ll be entering some pertinent info and be on your way to satisfying your need to buy! We make it so easy, too! Almost too easy!
How do I set up a user account?
On the main page of Big Daily Sale there's a magic link, wrought from the delicate wings of pixies and fired in the white-hot flames of dragons! It says: “Click here to sign up!”
So, click it!
Then, through the magic that is known only as “Internet”, you will be taken to another area, not of this world. Fill out the required information, making sure to keep in mind that your username is your e-mail address. You are now 200 feet tall and wanted by your local law enforcement agency. Oh, and you have a Big Daily Sale account, too!
What payment methods do you accept?
Our original method of accepting beads, whale blubber and seashells was canned due to an unfortunate misunderstanding with the Department of Treasury and various trade organizations, so any major credit or debit card will do. You can also deposit unmarked sacks of cash on our doorstep, but that’s a whole other business altogether.
That is an amazing deal, can I buy all of them?
Now, why would we let you do that? If we let you buy everything then you could just start your own Big Daily Sale and run us out of business! We’re on to you, pal. Three items a day. One for you, one for the mother you never call, and an extra to keep sealed in its original packaging. Like a comic book!
How much is shipping, and how long will it take?
Shipping depends on what we're selling at the time. If we just so happen to have an F-16 fighter jet, then shipping will be around $25,000 plus applicable taxes. If it's a shiny rubber ball, it'll be a bit cheaper. Just remember that nothing is static in this world and that change is inevitable.
As far as how long, the shipping time from the moment it leaves our building is approximately 7-10 days... unless your postal carrier gets hungry along the way.
How long will it take before my order ships?
I know you're excited, but please try to be patient. At Big Daily Sale, the best things come to those who wait. After you place and order, you can expect it to ship within 6 to 8 business days. For those of you who don't work, business days are generally Monday thru Friday. Holidays are not business days.
Am I able to track my order once it is shipped?
The methods we use to ship items defy space and time, so to track an order would take processing power the like of which human-kind has never seen before. Luckily, for many orders we have this power. If you log into your account
you will be able to see if tracking is available for your order. Generally, if your order weighs more than a pound, there will be tracking.
Notice: Products that arrive altered by the space-time continuum become the responsibility of Merntok the “Time Keeper”. All inquiries should be forwarded to:
Merntok the Time Keeper
Planet Urmaut 56, Apartment 2b
Crab Nebula, SGR 3453-10
Do you ship internationally?
Not as of yet. The trebuchet that we use for shipping only has a range that covers the United States. That means no Canadian, European or inter-dimensional orders will be accepted.
Do you have any type of rewards or points program?
I’m glad you asked! I was getting tired of saying “no” all the time! Yes, Big Daily Sale does have a rewards program! It's really easy; for every purchase you make you’ll be awarded at least 100 pts.
What do these points do? Nothing extraordinary, aside from make what you buy from us even cheaper than our already astoundingly low prices! 100 pts? That’s $1.00 off! 200 pts? $2.00! 100,000 pts. We’re investigating you!
You can even check to see how many points you have by going to the “My Account”
section on Big Daily Sale!
How do I get the most out of my bonus points?
There are two ways, actually...two horrible and possibly dangerous ways...
One: Sign up for our newsletter!
Why? Because we offer coupons that contain extra discounts and even more bonus points, and you're not gonna get 'em by just sittin' there, slappy! Besides, the newsletter lets us tell you about our latest steals and deals way before anyone else on the Internet!
Big Daily Sale has a refer a friend program that awards you with even more bonus points when someone your refer to BDS signs up for the newsletter or makes a purchase. In fact, if you really gave it the ol' college try, elbow grease and a bunch of other outdated sayings, you could be absolutely rolling in points within a couple days! If they sign up, that's 25 points for you! They don't even have to buy anything, but if they DO that's 100 points coming to you! Think about it; 125 points, just like that! Isn't capitalism great?
Get started right here
, right now!
That wasn't as horrible as I made it out to be, really...It actually, sounds pretty easy...
I can't login to my account, what do I do?
Abandon all hope! Or, try our password recovery form
. If that doesn't work, write us using the aforementioned contact form
and we’ll fix it up for you! Isn’t technology a pain in the donkey?
Do you offer tech support on your items?
No. Any and all tech support requests should be aimed at either A: The cat with a propeller strapped to its back, or B: The Manufacturer of the product. They know the stuff better than we do, anyways!
You can always shoot an email to us through the contact form, too. That way, when an issue comes up, we’ll check it out on our end and provide an answer if we have one.
What is your return policy?
It's pretty simple. We accept items back that are broken.
Oh, not enough detail? Ok.... If you order something from us and it is not working correctly, please contact the manufacturer of the product for support. If it is defective or broken, we will take it back for a refund of the purchase price. To make a return, please go to your order history and fill out the RMA form. Once the return is approved, you will be contacted by email with direcctions on how to return the item.
Please note: We cannot take items back if they are not broken or defective. If you decide that you don't want an item, maybe try selling it on ebay. You will most likely make a profit.
How do I share this amazing site with all of my friends?
Big Daily Sale has a refer a friend program that awards you with even more bonus points when someone your refer to BDS signs up for the newsletter or makes a purchase. In fact, if you really gave it the ol' college try, elbow grease and a bunch of other outdated sayings, you could be absolutely rolling in points within a couple days! If they sign up, that's 25 points for you! They don't even have to buy anything, but if they DO... that's 100 points coming to you! Think about it; 125 points, just like that! Isn't capitalism great?
Get started here
, right now!
Is Big Daily Sale really that awesome?
Please do not question our sheer awesome-ness. The answer is yes, we really are that awesome. Stick around if you don’t believe us and we’ll prove it to you!
What is A Sell-Off?
Ah...Yes. You Have stumbled across a very special event here at BDS. A Sell-Off is a high-speed run through many products in one day. Here's how it works: We will list a product on the site for sale until it sells out. Once it sells out, the next product will appear. This will continue for the entire day.
So... check back often. The product will change as many as 50 times in one day. Don't miss out on something!
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