Not The Sharpest Knife In The Block, Eh?
Couldn’t Cut A Tomato With A Chainsaw, Huh?
Well, I’ll Show ‘Em!
My Knives Will Never Be Dull Again!
So, answer me this: What’s the point of even owning a knife if it’s not even sharp enough to cut a tomato? See, that’s what I keep asking myself every time I look at my knife block and see six perfect examples of “Duller than Ben Stein reading the Wall Street Journal” sitting there.
Y’all know who Ben Stein is, right?
Buller? Anyone? …Bueller?
Anyway, my knives are about as effective as using a 2X4 to cut a tomato. I usually skim the knife across the tomato’s skin a few times, get really %#$%ed off and end up pulping the poor thing into salsa out of frustration.
Change o’ plans kids! We’re eating Mexican tonight!
But do I get a knife sharpener?
No!
Why?
I haven’t the foggiest. Maybe I should pick up one of these Universal Sharpeners and just be done with it, eh? I mean, it’s the perfect sharpening tool for any bladed implement you can think of! Use it on your big ol’ Jason Vorhees butcher knife! Give those paring knives the once over and cut vegetables with laser precision! It’s all possible with the Universal Sharpener!
…And it’s FREE!!
You read that right! We’re giving these puppies away!
Keep one in the tackle box, toss one in the utility drawer in the garage and, of course, keep one in the kitchen! The Universal Sharpener works on all sorts of knives and even scissors, too!
Anything that slices and dices is fair game!
So what could you possibly be waiting for? This is the sharpest deal out there, so get yourself three before they’re all gone! Click “Deal Me One” now!!
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