So, Ya Wanna Win A iPod Huh?
Well, you've come to the right place. The odds of winning are WAAAYYY better than the lotto you've been blowin' $10 a week on for the last 20 years, it's lots of fun, and hey, it's FREE to enter!
Oh, and NO - we are NOT going to use your info for any kind of marketing purpose, we're not going to sell it to some sleazy phone solicitor, and we're not going to poke fun at your funny last name (OK, I can't make a promise on that last one). This is just a big THANK YOU to all our customers!
Pretty much a no-brainer, huh? And hey, someone has to win, and I think YOU were BORN to win this! Why? Because YOU are special and unique! (just like everyone else :)
Besides, It's free to enter, so kind of silly not to, ya know?
What's the catch?
Nothin' really. We just love ya.

How do you enter? Easy - just log in to your account, click "my account" and hit the "I Want To Win An iPod!" button at the bottom of the page. The button's so big Sumo wrestlers have been sending it dieting tips - you're bound to see it. (Need an account? Those are free too - click here)
Agree to the legal stuff, and, well, that's it - you're in the running.
Did I mention that if you're a subscriber to our e-mail newsletter (which you SHOULD be anyway), you get TWO entries right off the bat? That's like doubling your chances just because you're smart enough to check out our sale in your e-mail every morning.
What?
That's not enough for you?
Ahh, I see, you're from the "vote early, vote often" crowd eh? Well, no worries my friend, we have a super-secret way for you to enter over and over and over and over again. 'Course, you'll have to torture me to get it. On second thought, my tolerance for pain is embarrassing low, so here are the spilled beans:
Just talk your friends into signing up for our e-mail newsletter and Bada-Boom Bada-Bing! Just like that YOU get another entry into the contest! We're gonna set you up with a link and everything! All you need is friends!
And hey, all your friends should be on our newsletter anyway. After all, friends shouldn't let friends pay full price, and it's just wrong of you to keep flaunting all the amazing stuff you get from this site in front of them. Time to let them in on the action (and crank up your chances of flaunting that newiPod Touch in front of them in the process).

Oh, and hey, in a way you win even if you lose. How's that? Well, every person you get to sign up still earns you an extra 25 bonus points that we happily slap on your account. Every 100 bonus points is worth a buck off a future purchase, so even if you lose, you win, ya know?
To sum it up:
1. Log into or create an account.
2. Click the "My Account" link at the top of the page.
3. Make sure you are on our e-mail newsletter - it gets you TWO entries into the sweepstakes right off the bat!
4. Agree to the legal stuff
5. You're IN!!!
6. Now, shamelessly use, err... happily tell all your friends about us and YOU get another entry for each of them that sign up for our e-mail newsletter!
Go on, getting a shiny new iPod Touch has never been easier! A quick login and a couple button presses later you're good to go! Hey, it took you longer to read all this babble than it's going to take to sign up! Why are you still here? Go on, get your mouse over to the login:
https://www.bigdailysale.com/myaccount.php
Good luck! And thanks for entering!